A pumpkiny black terror of delight!
Black Coffee & Cream in Bed!
Roasty & refreshing like a cool winter day!
Black, like your fall from grace!
Sit! Black. Roasty. Beautiful!
Bad monkey. Good beer.
Frighteningly roasty with bourbon & vanilla!
Votes most beautiful stout in your pint!
Vanish into the endless darkness!
"Just havin' one for breakfast, Dear!" — Clone of Founders Breakfast Stout
"If this beer isn't part of a balanced, nutritious breakfast, then what is?" — Clone of Founders KBS Kentucky Breakfast Stout
Hexing your tongue in roasty-coffee yum!
Deliciously roasty with mocha and chocolate flavors!
Compellingly roasty with velvety vanilla!
Drives you crazy with roasted malt delight!
A black, dry, roasty Irish delight!
A Roasty & Creamy Dream Come True!
Sweet, chocolaty roasty dollop of mud!
Silky, roasty & pitch black!
Your tongue is stuck in black sludge!
Sweet, black, roasty, creamy and dreamy!
Honey, you dropped your gingerbread in my stout!
Hurray! I've got a chocolate and vanilla Whoopie Pie in my ale, and you don't! Ha Ha!