Better Than Sex Amber Ale
How do I love thee, amber beauty? Let me count the ways. You would never resort to the old head games, "Not tonight dear, I have a headache." Instead, you're always ready after a hard day, waiting patiently in the refrigerator and eager to please. And as for the frequency, you do the math. Five gallons of this seductive amber ale equals fifty-three (that's 53!) 12 oz bottles. That's right, the numbers don't lie—and neither will your taste buds, for one simple kiss of this bubbly beauty reveals velvety malt, sweet caramel and toasty biscuits so utterly balanced by titillating hops that your senses will rise to orgasmic limits. Feeling lonely this evening? Well, don't be, because tonight you've got fifty-three ways to find a lover!