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  • allgrain
Absofuckinglutely Session IPA

A kick-ass session IPA for when you're absofuckinglutely going to have more than one!

Original Gravity:  1.044
Final Gravity:  1.009
ABV:  4.6%
Color:  6 SRM
IBU:  43
Ready In:  4 Weeks
Starter:  Not really, but why not? Maybe you're afraid.
2 Stage:  Helpful

We don’t want to exhaust your mental faculties, but is there actually a wrong answer to this question: “Excuse me, but would you like another IPA?”  Let’s think about that.  Blushing, you could reply, “Oh no, I might get tipsy, so I’d better stick with my Shirley Temple.”  Or perhaps you could say, “Hee hee, no, I’ll just have a virgin Grasshopper with a spritz of chocolate sprinkles.”  Finally, you could answer, “Golly, even that fizzy yellow light beer will go straight to my hips, so instead I’ll just have a Crystal Light with three red ripe raspberries.”  Hell no!  You would never babble such blasphemy, so let’s come back to reality!  Look man, what’s in your pint represents the Platonic form of all-day-drinkability all bundled nicely with cold condensation, delectable malt, balanced bitterness and such kick-your-ass, over-the-top hop flavor and aroma that the correct words will flow effortlessly from your tongue—so let’s try it again: “Excuse me, but would you like another IPA?”  Get ready now and say it loud and say it proud: “Absofuckinglutely!”

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