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Warning - Achtung - Avertissement!
Do not park in the lot directly behind this building. Obviously, this lot is reserved during the business week for the paid, reserved parking spot holders. However, even though the lot is not used by anyone after 5:00 PM on weekdays or on the weekends, the lot's owner, being the kindhearted individual he is, has decided to tow all unauthorized vehicles.
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Commentary:
This parking lot owner's shift in after-hours parking policy parallels the greater shift in this country's dissolution of civil decencies. Please do your part to foster this paradigm shift:
1. Spit on orphans.
2. If someone asks you for directions, tell this person to drop dead.
3. Do not hold the door for anyone. Corollary: Let it slam in their face.
4. Don't offer your subway seat for people in need, such as the elderly, pregnant women, etc. Make them stand.
5. Please use common sense in this effort. For example, if you see someone's car stuck in the snow, what should you do? Right, don't help! Very good, you've got the idea. Please go forth and spread the joy!
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Jasper's Homebrew &
Winemaking
4
Temple St.
Nashua,
NH 03060
(603)
881-3052
jaspers
@
boomchugalug.com
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